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			<title><![CDATA[ Drive by Truckers are on TV tonite! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hi Holly, <br>just thought you'd like to know that they are on Letterman tonite, (Friday) <br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ This is BULLSHIT!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ All the boards are dead. Everyone has turned to Facebook and all those other outlets instead of posting their drama, gossip and back-stabbing and shit-stirring on the boards. C'mon, someone give me some juicy gossip!!!<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ I'll probably go to hell for this ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Does anyone else see Walter Matthau in the pillar of smoke?
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			<title><![CDATA[ Camel toe alert! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://life.gaiam.com/gaiam/p/2-Pilates-Workouts-to-Tighten-Your-Abs.html">http://life.gaiam.com/gaiam/p/2-Pilates-Workouts-to-Tighten-Your-Abs.html</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:51:28 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Guess the sex ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ These are all babies born in 2 non-consecutive months at a hospital in Wisconsin (not in Madison)
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Your mission, if you choose to accept, is to figure out which of these are boys and which are girls.
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Good luck!
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Rory
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Kasen
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Leighvy
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Jayden
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Paxtyn
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Braxton
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Drea
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Jansen
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Hayden
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Addison
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Talulah
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Konley
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Kirra
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Esmay
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Crew
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Rawley
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Amryn
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Ransom
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Hayden
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Zaidyn
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Taylor
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Gavin
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Jaiden
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Peyton
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Braydyn
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Avery
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Layla
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Harper
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Kesa
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Reece
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Tameron
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Casey
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Trystin
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Harmanpreet
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Onyx
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Cashtyn
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Kendell
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Peyton
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Kaden
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Kennedy
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Laney
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Layton
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Rowdy
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Liberty ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Unfortunate name ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Soon after Nazer, the team from South Florida pulled out a 14-year-old girl, named <strong>Frangina</strong>. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Sports&#39; most gruesome injuries ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Kinda icky.
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/galleries/sports_most_gruesome_injuries/sports_most_gruesome_injuries.html">http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/galleries/sports_most_gruesome_injuries/sports_most_gruesome_injuries.html</a> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Sleep calling ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ My friend works nights. Occasionally, I actually fall asleep at night. Occasionally, I wake up.
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Occasionally, I don&#39;t remember waking up.
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and told him to call when he got the message.
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I told him he was full of shit and was just fucking with me, and I did not call him. He insisted, but was laughing, so I still thought I didn&#39;t call.
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After we hung up, I checked my dialed calls.
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At 4:17 a.m., I called him and was on the line for 1 minute 47 seconds.
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W.T.F.???? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Buggery is a funny word ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Warrant out for horse sex accused
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An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.
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Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.
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He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.
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He was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.
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Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.
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Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ New ink ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I know, I just didn&#39;t have enough tattoos already. This is my fifth (it&#39;s my birthday present from my guy): <img src="http://www.hollygrafix.com/phoenixtat.jpg" alt="image">
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<img src="http://www.hollygrafix.com/phoenixtat2.jpg" alt="image">
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<p><br></p>And here&#39;s what I got him:
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<img src="http://www.hollypendleton.com/jacktat.jpg" alt="image">
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I have some catching up to do (or not). This is his 14th tattoo. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Dumbass parents of the year award goes to...... ]]></title>
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I just wanted to let you know you guys are AWESOME! I called last weekend in tears after running over my son&#39;s Strider bike he had received just 5 days
before for his 2nd birthday. He cried &quot;My Bike for an hour - it was heartbreaking! You were so nice and reassuring over the phone it helped me get through
a tough weekend! BTW...The Strider bike replaced the tricycle my husband ran over two weeks before! My son was so excited to see his new wheel today! You went
the extra mile and enclosed a little something extra - THAT was ABOVE and BEYOND! I am hooked! If my husband can&#39;t fix the bike - I am definitely going to
go out and buy another one, just because your company has amazing customer service - and a superior product! I really can&#39;t thank you enough! THANK YOU!
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Added Sep 29, 2009
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<br></em>I was on Freecycle.com and someone was asking for one of these bikes. I never heard of them, so I Googled... ]]></description>

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