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kcmjester	Distressed furniture	Lead	[-]
Posts: 2673 (01/27/09 6:23 PM) Might beat Nolte in the looks department. Might Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Tags : None So I have an old dresser in my bedroom. It used to belong to the ex and was recently told that it doesn't belong in a single man's bedroom. I don't want to buy a new dresser, so I plan on redoing this one. I'm going to distress it and paint it black. Hammer, sander, any other ideas what I can use to beat the crap out of this thing. I want to put some character into it and get out some aggression. Should be fun.
lordoftheprance		#1	[-]
Posts: 2706 (01/27/09 6:46 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	You could try berating it. I'm from Milwaukee and I ought to know, it's Blatz, Blatz, Blatz, wherever you go!
incrediblegobstopper		#2	[-]
Posts: 4121 (01/27/09 8:09 PM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	If the dresser doesnt bother you as is, dont change it.
kcmjester		#3	[-]
Posts: 2677 (01/28/09 8:58 AM) Might beat Nolte in the looks department. Might Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	No. It must be damaged.
incrediblegobstopper		#4	[-]
Posts: 4123 (01/28/09 9:48 AM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Paint slutfest on the side of it, then go at it with a sledgehammer.
kcmjester		#5	[-]
Posts: 2679 (01/28/09 10:16 AM) Might beat Nolte in the looks department. Might Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Slutfest. Good word. It is way too gay for a man and needs to be changed.
HarrDean		#6	[-]
Posts: 446 (01/28/09 10:19 AM) It's better to curse the darkness than to light a candle. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Two words: Salvation Army Let that shit go. Remove all traces of her that you can. Don't let those memories prevent you from living a full life. You are single. Hear you roar. (with apologies to Helen Reddy) Google™ is your friend
kcmjester		#7	[-]
Posts: 2680 (01/28/09 10:28 AM) Might beat Nolte in the looks department. Might Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	It's been a year and a half. I'm not worried about the memories so much any more. I need to update my style and without a job at this point, buying new furniture, even from Salvation Army is pushing it. It will be a fun project. But I have a promising interview on Friday.
Anne Boleyn		#8	[-]
Posts: 468 (01/28/09 11:22 AM) antisocial even for a hermit but still has Mountains of Class Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	The Salvation Army has gotten quite picky. I wasted a day off to find this out.
Wild Jazie		#9	[-]
Posts: 290 (01/28/09 11:51 AM) Chick? Check. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Can you: just sandpaper it to make it look more masculine? Change the knobs? Post a pic of it? and was recently told that it doesn't belong in a single man's bedroom. Someone was in your bedroom, and they commented on the dresser? Last Edited By: Wild Jazie 01/28/09 11:54 AM. Edited 1 times.
lordoftheprance		#10	[-]
Posts: 2708 (01/28/09 12:55 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	You should paint it lavender with little rainbows and unicorns. Then replace the knobs with dildos. I'm from Milwaukee and I ought to know, it's Blatz, Blatz, Blatz, wherever you go!
kcmjester		#11	[-]
Posts: 2681 (01/28/09 1:03 PM) Might beat Nolte in the looks department. Might Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Before During After (still needs new hardware) Close up of distressing
incrediblegobstopper		#12	[-]
Posts: 4124 (01/28/09 1:09 PM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Okay, it looks much better. I need to find someone to do that to my dresser.
kcmjester		#13	[-]
Posts: 2682 (01/28/09 1:11 PM) Might beat Nolte in the looks department. Might Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I think I'm going to do it to the night stand, tv stand and other dresser to make them all match. But I need more paint. Maybe next week.
incrediblegobstopper		#14	[-]
Posts: 4126 (01/28/09 1:14 PM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	You were allowed to keep the laundry basket there?
Anne Boleyn		#15	[-]
Posts: 470 (01/28/09 1:16 PM) antisocial even for a hermit but still has Mountains of Class Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	It turned out very nice.
kcmjester		#16	[-]
Posts: 2683 (01/28/09 1:26 PM) Might beat Nolte in the looks department. Might Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Thank you. It was a fun snowy day project. My son helped me with the distressing.
kcmjester		#17	[-]
Posts: 2684 (01/28/09 1:29 PM) Might beat Nolte in the looks department. Might Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	And I'm allowed to keep my laundry basket wherever I want. But you have to admit she was right, that dresser did not belong. I mean, look at that pink thing on it! Look at it. It had to be changed. It's one of those things you just get used to seeing for 10+ years and don't realize it until someone else points it out.
HarrDean		#18	[-]
Posts: 448 (01/28/09 1:35 PM) It's better to curse the darkness than to light a candle. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I don't see the words "slutfest" anywhere. Am I blind? Google™ is your friend
kcmjester		#19	[-]
Posts: 2685 (01/28/09 1:38 PM) Might beat Nolte in the looks department. Might Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I did it in Morse code and Braille with the distressing.
HarrDean		#20	[-]
Posts: 449 (01/28/09 1:44 PM) It's better to curse the darkness than to light a candle. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	duh. It was right there in front of me! Nice job. Google™ is your friend

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