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Kimbob the Magnificent	My Jaguar is gone	Lead	[-]
Posts: 3 (05/07/08 2:35 PM) keeper of the blame, projector of democracy Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Tags : None I had it towed to the bone yard yesterday. It's bittersweet coz I LOVE my Rolls so much and the hood ornament is to die for. I tipped the tow guy 50 bucks, I was embarrassed I didn't have a 100 on me, he was a nice guy. I was telling the owner of the junk yard it only needs a few gallons of gas, and I didn't feel like pumping anymore. He said he's gonna use it for parts and squish the rest. Not very comforting. Dear Jaguar, You brought me many years of happiness may you rest in pieces. Love, kimby ---------------------- *All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.*
Tapott	My Cat is gone	#1	[-]
Posts: 3 (05/07/08 4:07 PM) Nose tweaker Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I had it dragged to the grave yard yesterday. It's bittersweet coz I LOVE my Cat so much and his purring mechanism is to die for. I tipped the undertaker 50 cents, I was embarrassed I didn't have a buck on me, he was a nice guy. I was telling the owner of the grave yard it only needs a few operations, and I didn't feel like paying anymore. He said he's gonna use it for parts and squish the rest. Not very comforting. Dear Cat, You brought me many years of happiness may you rest in pieces. Love, Tappy
incrediblegobstopper		#2	[-]
Posts: 22 (05/07/08 4:52 PM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	May your golden showers be only from Jod.
schattupon		#3	[-]
Posts: 5 (05/07/08 5:08 PM) Likes to play with his tools. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	My Gizzbibblad is gone I had it shanked in the prison yard yesterday. It's bittersweet coz I LOVE my Jeddyguzzler so much and the irony is to die for. I tipped the shank guy 50 Marlboros, I was embarrassed I didn't have a carton on me, he was a serial rapist. I was telling the warden of the hoosegow it only needs a few violent anal dilations, and I didn't feel like fisting anymore. He said he's gonna use it for a bitch and squish the rest. Not very comforting. Dear Jizzgargle, You brought me many nanoseconds of puzzlement may you rest in pieces. Love, schattupon "What went wrong was everything." --Stunt driver Kenny Powers
lordoftheprance		#4	[-]
Posts: 3 (05/07/08 8:13 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Ode to my bike: Rot in the landfill you murderous piece of shit. Love and kisses, LotP St. Mary's Hospital, Burn Ward The preceding message was a paid advertisement for Buns of Steel.
Anne Boleyn	My Mother is gone! by Jedly	#5	[-]
Posts: 5 (05/07/08 9:33 PM) antisocial even for a hermit but still has Mountains of Class Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I had her towed to the bone yard yesterday. I will post pictures later. It's bittersweet because I LOVE my matriarch so much and the snood she wears is to die for. I tipped the tow guy 50 bucks, I was embarrassed I didn't have a 100 on me, he was a nice guy. I was telling the owner of the junk yard Mom only needed a few gallons of gas, and I didn't feel like pumping anymore. He said he's gonna use her for parts and squish the rest. Not very comforting. Dear Mom You brought me many years of happiness may you rest in pieces. On second thought I'm bringing you back home and I'll stuff you and keep you in your favorite chair while I lure unsuspecting girls with sundresses back to the house. Love, Jedly
pleasepassthepork		#6	[-]
Posts: 2 (05/07/08 10:40 PM) Cavorts with weirdos. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Would someone tow my rusty Caravan to the boneyard and give me a new shining vehicle? No? Well, damn. I guess we'll keep plugging along! you're the cool drink of water I've thirsted for my entire life

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