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DrDanDC99	I have the Swahilian Death Infections.	Lead	[-]
Posts: 35 (05/12/08 2:52 PM) Jesus, RS sucks Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Tags : likes, jed, cock I thought I was coming down with pneumony, but it apparently a simultaneous sinus and chest infection. I got some antibiotics and an inhaler, and hopefully I will live to make it to the morning. I also lost my voice completely, which is depriving everyone around me of my daily pearls of wisdom. Luckily, I can still share with you people here online. Oh, I also hurt my wrist... probably a overuse injury... which is not genetic and is making my job more difficult. Please send your sympathy via PM. Thanks. Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? Last Edited By: DrDanDC99 07/16/08 3:05 PM. Edited 1 time.
kf59		#1	[-]
Subversive Posts: 44 (05/12/08 2:57 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Right wrist, huh?
Machine2473		#2	[-]
Posts: 15 (05/12/08 3:03 PM) demerits: 99999999999998 Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Oh, I also hurt my wrist... probably a overuse injury... which is not genetic and is making my job more difficult. Try a large rubber mallet. I could use one on my T6 thru T9 right now. :: snap, crackle, pop ::
Karolinn		#3	[-]
Subversive Posts: 14 (05/12/08 3:11 PM) a little less dirty keeps the butt secks on the down low Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	It started on Saturday night, sore throat. Woke up Sunday and have been sick since. Sore throat, sinus drainage and pressure, wheezing and headache. If you are asthmatic, there is no such thing as a common cold, it makes you wheeze/cough constantly. Drugs of choice: mucinex (use the cheapy tussin formula), proventil, advil, nasal douche, saline nasal spray, zicam, Hall's Ginger Ale formula. Basically I'm running on no sleep from last night. And I'm working until probably 9:30pm tonight. By 9:30pm I will want to kill people. Or pass out at my computer.
DrDanDC99		#4	[-]
Posts: 36 (05/12/08 3:14 PM) Jesus, RS sucks Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I've tried most of that, other than the nasal douche. I also want to kill people. But I don't think that is a result of being sick. And yes, it is the right wrist. This severely curtails my nightly plans. :( Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?
Karolinn		#5	[-]
Subversive Posts: 15 (05/12/08 3:19 PM) a little less dirty keeps the butt secks on the down low Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I can't breathe. The only time I can breathe is those few minutes following a good sneeze.
lordoftheprance		#6	[-]
Posts: 38 (05/12/08 3:20 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I never want to see food again. I'm also starving. The preceding message was a paid advertisement for Buns of Steel.
Karolinn		#7	[-]
Subversive Posts: 16 (05/12/08 3:23 PM) a little less dirty keeps the butt secks on the down low Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Two words: push liquids, preferably warm and salty (coffee, tea, soup)
DrDanDC99		#8	[-]
Posts: 37 (05/12/08 3:26 PM) Jesus, RS sucks Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	THIS IS MY TIME TO BE SICK, WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO OUTSICK ME!!! Fine. You win, Karolinn. You are way sicker than I am. Ok? Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?
Karolinn		#9	[-]
Subversive Posts: 17 (05/12/08 3:27 PM) a little less dirty keeps the butt secks on the down low Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	You may be sicker, I just feel like crap warmed over. If people were actually warming up crap. It's not a contest. Hit me with the mallet...thank you.
lordoftheprance		#10	[-]
Posts: 40 (05/12/08 3:28 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I totally have the black death. Ha! The preceding message was a paid advertisement for Buns of Steel.
DrDanDC99		#11	[-]
Posts: 39 (05/12/08 3:33 PM) Jesus, RS sucks Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I had the black death, it was nothing compared to this. And yes, it is a contest. One which I will win even if I have to go down to the clinic and expose myself to smallpox. Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?
Machine2473		#12	[-]
Posts: 16 (05/12/08 3:49 PM) demerits: 99999999999998 Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	It's the Captain Trips, man.
lordoftheprance		#13	[-]
Posts: 42 (05/12/08 4:08 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I just contracted the zombie virus. I will now be responsible for the apocalypse. The preceding message was a paid advertisement for Buns of Steel.
DrDanDC99		#14	[-]
Posts: 41 (05/12/08 4:37 PM) Jesus, RS sucks Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I just contracted the Andromeda strain, the thing from Outbreak, Ebola, Aids and radiation sickness in the last 10 min. Pray for me. (I win) Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?
incrediblegobstopper		#15	[-]
Posts: 150 (05/12/08 4:46 PM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	You forgot leprosy.
darlingal		#16	[-]
Posts: 63 (05/12/08 5:08 PM) douchekebob Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I had nothing to do with giving prancey the zombie virus. Just for the record. If one of you infect me with anything, I am slapping gobby.
incrediblegobstopper		#17	[-]
Posts: 153 (05/12/08 5:18 PM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Why do I always get slapped?!
lordoftheprance		#18	[-]
Posts: 43 (05/12/08 5:24 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I also just got the rage virus, the vampire virus from I Am Legend, and the were-zompire virus from Dead Heist. I also got that virus the aliens got in this horrible scifi channel movie where they liquefied humans to use as a cure. The preceding message was a paid advertisement for Buns of Steel.
darlingal		#19	[-]
Posts: 65 (05/12/08 5:42 PM) douchekebob Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	As long as you don't eat the Soylent Green.
tadpolelives		#20	[-]
Posts: 21 (05/12/08 5:44 PM) Occasional Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I have a spot on my back that is itchy for no reason. no rash, no insect bite, just an itchy spot. two days now, and it's driving me crazy. it's just below my shoulder blade, just out of reach without doing some contortionist stuff. it's no Swahili Death Flu or nasty case of the zombies, but it's pretty annoying. ...on the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini bar...

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