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 blockhose |
This is blocky!! Urgent! |
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Posts: 40 (06/11/08 9:53 AM) Techno Terrorist & Senior Shitizen Saboteur
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I musta ate some really spicy food last night, cause this morning my backdoor is on fire!
Someone stole my fucking gold bond medicated gel to soothe the burn. Nice job, asshole. I'm buying a fresh tube of gold bond, I'll let you know if and when I'm me again.
words all fail the magic prize.
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Posts: 55 (06/11/08 9:56 AM) It's better to
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How does "someone" have access to your gold bond medicated gel? Is there someone there with you?
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
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Posts: 87 (06/11/08 10:22 AM) Occasional
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you must have loaned your Gold Bond gel to someone, people can't just take it. you must have trusted the wrong person with your Gold Bond gel, or
you're making all this up because no one's paying attention to you.
I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa
Loompas.
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blockhose |
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Posts: 41 (06/11/08 10:25 AM) Techno Terrorist & Senior Shitizen Saboteur
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And for Heavens sake please no chili cheese dogs or anything.
words all fail the magic prize.
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Posts: 134 (06/11/08 10:27 AM) Might beat
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Help me Gold Bond.
You're my only hope. 
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blockhose |
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Posts: 42 (06/11/08 10:28 AM) Techno Terrorist & Senior Shitizen Saboteur
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Are your eyes broken, tad?
It's me blocky! Someone swiped the cream for my angry anus, this was the only one I could apply to my ass. A diddley der hey. The admins are welcome to verify my brownI of course. JFC are people really that bored that they have to lift other peoples unguents?
words all fail the magic prize.
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Posts: 465 (06/11/08 10:49 AM) Right Tart
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Far more dramatic than Johnson's Baby Powder.
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HarrDean |
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Posts: 56 (06/11/08 11:14 AM) It's better to
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This might be related the the Swahili death flu.
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Posts: 88 (06/11/08 11:29 AM) Occasional
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my eyes are broken AND bleeding, because I poked them with forks. it was a better alternative to reading ONE more faux-drama thread.
you say it's your only ointment, yet here you are posting with yet ANOTHER ass-cream. just how many ass-creams do you own, blocky? aren't they all kept in the same medicine cabinet? if someone stole one of your ass-creams, it stands to reason that you won't have access to any of your ass creams.
I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa
Loompas.
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Posts: 51 (06/11/08 12:34 PM) Cavorts with weirdos. |
Don't share asscreams!
you're the cool drink of water I've thirsted for my entire life |
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Posts: 54 (06/11/08 12:45 PM) |
Don't share asscreams!Quote bar, anyone? |
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 466 (06/11/08 1:24 PM) Right Tart
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The things I do for you.
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Tapott |
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Posts: 55 (06/11/08 1:28 PM) |
Thank you, you're fabulous!
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kcmjester |
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Posts: 135 (06/11/08 1:34 PM) Might beat
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FOUL!
Misuse of hula squirrel. 10-yard penalty and loss of admin privileges for three minutes. |
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Posts: 56 (06/11/08 1:58 PM) |
Wait...there are rules for the hula squirrel? Why was I not informed? 
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Posts: 138 (06/11/08 2:15 PM) Might beat
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The correct usage for hula squirrel is as an attempt to null a thread.
For example... Someone makes a post about some waitress trying to steal his money at a bar when he was drunk and goes into some rant about 15 other things. I would immediately follow that with hula squirrel in the hopes that he would shut up and go away and the thread would die a miserable death. Everyone would be hypnotized by the squirrel and forget about his blathering nonsense. |
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Nose Tweaker
Posts: 3 (06/11/08 2:18 PM) Banned |
To: Blockhose
I've Got Some Rage.
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blockhose |
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Posts: 43 (06/11/08 2:26 PM) Techno Terrorist & Senior Shitizen Saboteur
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PW: Yay
Secret Q: What's the safe word? omg sirjon has the nick. DOWNY - THE DRILLER IS INSIDE THE HOUSE. I REPEAT - THE DRILLER IS INSIDE TH >click<
Last Edited By: Blzbub667
06/13/08 6:03 AM.
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Nose Tweaker
Posts: 4 (06/11/08 3:05 PM) Banned |
You have to look at the big picture. Having her primary nic "stolen" now allows a certain degree of plausible deniability on her part. The nic was
stolen, so anything posted by it is no longer her fault.
I've Got Some Rage.
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Posts: 468 (06/11/08 4:03 PM) Right Tart
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So which board do you think will get spammed by Downy?
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Posts: 219 (06/11/08 4:41 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard |
I stole myself.
The preceding message was a paid advertisement for Buns of Steel.
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