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How do you stay so young? |
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Posts: 1835 (08/15/08 1:47 PM) Right Tart
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Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old. He was interviewed recently and was asked how he stays so young. He leaned over and whispered in the reporter's ear,
"I masturbate a lot." The mic picked it up, and apparently it's now on Youtube.
I'll leave it to one of you Youtube posters to find it for all of us. |
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kcmjester |
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Posts: 1376 (08/15/08 2:12 PM) Might beat
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I'm going to live forever.
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Posts: 1837 (08/15/08 2:17 PM) Right Tart
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I figure even if I stopped now (well, not at this very minute, since I'm not doing that at this very minute), I'm probably good for at least 100
hundred years.
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pleasepassthepork |
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Posts: 311 (08/15/08 2:26 PM) Cavorts with weirdos. |
you're the cool drink of water I've thirsted for my entire life |
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lordoftheprance |
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Posts: 1044 (08/15/08 2:43 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard |
Time for a new retirement plan...
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Posts: 422 (08/15/08 6:14 PM) Likes to play with his tools. |
I helped the video footage.
"What went wrong was everything."
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 1845 (08/15/08 9:17 PM) Right Tart
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Okay, laughing my ass off at the vid, and some of the interviewers' comments. "I just shook his hand!!"�� "I LIKE this guy!!"
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Posts: 436 (08/20/08 2:30 AM) Likes to play with his tools. |
Good news, everyone!
My Ernest Borgnine sexy remix (above) is my first video to get over 500 views. Kind of disturbing really. "What went wrong was everything."
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jane1958 |
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Posts: 79 (08/20/08 1:43 PM)
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LOL !
I was a hell of a lot younger lloking a year ago, then got real sick this last year, and when I look in the mirror I look older. I took my child to the fabric store and they had crock rip offs for 3 bucks so i got her all colors for school {the left over summer part} and the lady said it's nice to shop with grandma isn't it. I said it is, but I'm her mom. She stared at me like I lied. |
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kf59 |
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Posts: 168 (08/20/08 2:36 PM) |
Being almost 50 with a one year-old, I got my first of what I expect to be many 'is that your grand daughter?' inquiries this weekend.
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Posts: 1089 (08/20/08 4:05 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard |
My mom was the opposite. She looked like she was in her 20's well into her 40's. People often did not believe my brother and I were her kids.
I once asked a coworker about her sister. Turns out it was her granddaughter. I have no ability to tell a person's age.
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 1919 (08/21/08 6:03 PM) Right Tart
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In that case, I'm 21.
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verminous countenance |
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Posts: 290 (08/22/08 3:06 PM)
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I get younger all the time.
NULLUS ANXIETAS |
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lordoftheprance |
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Posts: 2040 (08/22/08 5:16 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard |
I should probably be in diapers then.
I'm from Milwaukee and I ought to know, it's Blatz, Blatz, Blatz, wherever you go!
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 2047 (08/22/08 11:32 PM) Right Tart
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Kinky....
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jane1958 |
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Posts: 82 (08/23/08 9:44 PM)
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Hubby looks like I'm his daughter, i look like babys grandmother, we are some really mutt and jeff group.
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