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incrediblegobstopper	How do you stay so young?	Lead	[-]
Posts: 1835 (08/15/08 1:47 PM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Tags : None Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old. He was interviewed recently and was asked how he stays so young. He leaned over and whispered in the reporter's ear, "I masturbate a lot." The mic picked it up, and apparently it's now on Youtube. I'll leave it to one of you Youtube posters to find it for all of us.
kcmjester		#1	[-]
Posts: 1376 (08/15/08 2:12 PM) Might beat Nolte in the looks department. Might Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I'm going to live forever.
incrediblegobstopper		#2	[-]
Posts: 1837 (08/15/08 2:17 PM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I figure even if I stopped now (well, not at this very minute, since I'm not doing that at this very minute), I'm probably good for at least 100 hundred years.
pleasepassthepork		#3	[-]
Posts: 311 (08/15/08 2:26 PM) Cavorts with weirdos. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5QwtZHkuBY I don't know how to embed. you're the cool drink of water I've thirsted for my entire life
lordoftheprance		#4	[-]
Posts: 1044 (08/15/08 2:43 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Time for a new retirement plan... The preceding message was a paid advertisement for Buns of Steel.
schattupon		#5	[-]
Posts: 422 (08/15/08 6:14 PM) Likes to play with his tools. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I helped the video footage. "What went wrong was everything." --Stunt driver Kenny Powers
incrediblegobstopper		#6	[-]
Posts: 1845 (08/15/08 9:17 PM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Okay, laughing my ass off at the vid, and some of the interviewers' comments. "I just shook his hand!!"�� "I LIKE this guy!!"
schattupon		#7	[-]
Posts: 436 (08/20/08 2:30 AM) Likes to play with his tools. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Good news, everyone! My Ernest Borgnine sexy remix (above) is my first video to get over 500 views. Kind of disturbing really. "What went wrong was everything." --Stunt driver Kenny Powers
jane1958		#8	[-]
Posts: 79 (08/20/08 1:43 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	LOL ! I was a hell of a lot younger lloking a year ago, then got real sick this last year, and when I look in the mirror I look older. I took my child to the fabric store and they had crock rip offs for 3 bucks so i got her all colors for school {the left over summer part} and the lady said it's nice to shop with grandma isn't it. I said it is, but I'm her mom. She stared at me like I lied.
kf59		#9	[-]
Subversive Posts: 168 (08/20/08 2:36 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Being almost 50 with a one year-old, I got my first of what I expect to be many 'is that your grand daughter?' inquiries this weekend.
lordoftheprance		#10	[-]
Posts: 1089 (08/20/08 4:05 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	My mom was the opposite. She looked like she was in her 20's well into her 40's. People often did not believe my brother and I were her kids. I once asked a coworker about her sister. Turns out it was her granddaughter. I have no ability to tell a person's age. The preceding message was a paid advertisement for Buns of Steel.
incrediblegobstopper		#11	[-]
Posts: 1919 (08/21/08 6:03 PM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	In that case, I'm 21.
verminous countenance		#12	[-]
Posts: 290 (08/22/08 3:06 PM) Subnic Envy Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I get younger all the time. NULLUS ANXIETAS
lordoftheprance		#13	[-]
Posts: 2040 (08/22/08 5:16 PM) ergodic theory Cranky Old Bastard Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I should probably be in diapers then. I'm from Milwaukee and I ought to know, it's Blatz, Blatz, Blatz, wherever you go!
incrediblegobstopper		#14	[-]
Posts: 2047 (08/22/08 11:32 PM) Right Tart Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Kinky....
jane1958		#15	[-]
Posts: 82 (08/23/08 9:44 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Hubby looks like I'm his daughter, i look like babys grandmother, we are some really mutt and jeff group.

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